Oh Christmas Tree

GOOD GRIEF!!!

Oh Christmas tree,

Oh Christmas tree.

Please don't be 

pissed off at me.

Okay Folks, It's that time of the year  again. So bend over and grab your ankles. Not only are the stores going to butt fuck you...now the government is looking for a reach around also. And why wouldn't  they. We let them get away with so much. We have so many taxes, I really thought the next one would be where they put a meter on our chest and tax each breath....I better shut up. There's still time for them to do that. But NOW!!!! They've come up with a little twist..  and yes, it's gonna be your left nipple. The BASTARDS plan on taxing our Christmas trees. The real trees. Where in the fuck do they get off doing this???  Aren't they the pricks that said we have to have separation of church and state???  Soooo... where the fuck do you get off taxing Christmas trees??? We can't have a mangers on our front lawn cause some fucked up pus sucker will feel insulted by it. Get a life you waste. And don't look at it jag-off. 

 We can't have statues of Jesus that honors our dead heroes. We can't say Merry Christmas...we have to say Happy Holidays.... which is still nice... but not the same.  We can't have crosses in the classrooms at a christian school, because some Muslim choose to go to that school...how fucking stupid are you???  

How undemocratic. Where's the equality? Political Correctness tells us to say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas", as to be all inclusive. So, is the Federal Government going to tax Hanukkah and Quanza paraphernalia?  Of course not. I say I'm fine with taxation, as long as there's representation. If the government is going to tax my holiday, than I want to see baby Jesus on the front lawn of every public school, the nativity scene in front of every public library, and the 3 wise men in front of the court house.

My season's greetings to all PC assholes out there, May you wake up with a Yule Log up your ass.